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Rabbi Lamm Resigns and Returns

Rabbi Norman Lamm, Rosh HaYeshiva Unesiya of Yeshiva University, announced his resignation last Tuesday, effective immediately. He sighted "those damned stubborn Rabbeim" as the main reason for his leaving. He also complained about the constant drumming noises outside his office. His announcement sent shock waves throughout the University as people scrambled to find a successor

Duuude, Keep Off The Grass

Is there a hideous correlation between the mysterious glaze in the eyes of administrators and the harshly enforced law barring students from treading on the magnificent lawn at the entrance to Rubin Hall? Highly placed sources claim that our much protected grass is in reality a cultivated field of marijuana. This reporter secretly conducted chemical tests verifying this claim. The testing showed that the "grass" had an inordinate quantity of THC and wa s extremely addictive. Our investigation led us to the office of Dean Adler who only responded "I've got the munchies." Dean Hecht commented "Wow, man, look at my hand move."

Interview With El Presidente

Amidst his hectic schedule The Potato had the chance to sit down with elusive campus leader Sruli Ira Tannenbaum for a no holds barred interview.

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