The Ordinary Potato -- Purim 5758

The Ordinary Potato
Purim 5758

Adam Moses Reconstructing Moses

Deconstructing Haredi - Rabbi Svei and his Culture of Hatred

by: Adam Moses

The raging forces of theological elitism appear never to have occasion for lull from their pyrotechnic displays of intransigence (in· tran’si· gence n)

(Those black hat kik’ish hockers never stop ragging on us and won’t make peace with us.).

We have only to observe the remarks of Rabbi Elya Svei, rosh yeshiva of the Yeshiva of Philadelphia, at the annual convention of Agudath Israel before some 3,500 delegates for confirmation that Jewish religious supremacists remain strident in their efforts to unleash communal discord and its attendant tumult.

(We only have to look at what the Grand Rabbi of Nasty said about us at the Super Hocker convention to see that all they want to do is cause rumbles among us) (Editors Note: I call him nasty in a most loving way, me and Elya go waaaaay back.)

Rabbi Svei, a member of Agudath Israel's Moetzes Gedolai HaTorah (Council of Torah Sages), took his time at the convention podium to unabashedly deprecate (dep-re-kayt) Yeshiva University President Rabbi Norman Lamm by characterizing him as a "soneh Hashem," or "hater of the Lord."

(Grand Rabbi of Nasty a member of the Chief Hocker’s group, Took his time ranking on my esteemed colleague and dear friend, Harav Hagoan Melech Hamoshiach Rabbi Doctor Norman Lamm calling him a Devil Worshipper and the anti-Christ.)

This appalling burst of incendiary invective (a violent attack in words, abusive language) has ignited a conflagration (A great and destructive fire (Oxford American Dictionary)) that threatens to consume the fragile shelter of Orthodox unity.

(All this stuff that he spouted is going to screw up the unity in our community) (Wait a minute What Unity? Whatever is sounds good next to the words fragile shelter)

Traditional battle lines have been redrawn in preparation for a return to legitimacy jihads that pit vanquishing rabbinic ayatollahs against infidels with the audacity to spout the value of moderation.

(We are back to the same yelling and screaming as before, with the Nasty Rabbi’s putting every little bee in charem because they had the nerve to bite them…..Or just orthodox rabbi’s because they say you can date two women at once.)

The landscape of Orthodoxy bears the mar of a foreboding disquietude (Discotech).

(Why don’t all the Rabbi’s just make up and go to have fun at an Israeli Discotheque.)