From your president, Surly Tanenbaum

It is purim so maybe now some one will read my column. Probably not. No one has read this column all year. So why would you read this now? I dont know.

This yeear. We ran some really great events. For rosh hashana we served dougies. And then aftaer yom kippur we served dougies. and then after after finals we served dougies.

It has been a really year. I am very proud of myself. I think that I am doing a good job as president. This is proof that I have served YU students, well.

I want to thank Jefffrey Socol for helping me. With my facility mangement. When in the course of human events, it becomes necesarry. Four one person to score. Bireishis bara elokim es hashamyim vies dougies.

With the help of Hashem we palan to present some more really good events. For Yom Ha’atzmaut we are planning to have danic\ng and Dougies. And dhen fro Yom Hashaoah we plan to have some more Dougies. And then for the Wednesday after Easters we plan to have some more dougies.

I am very proud to announce that I have spend the whole budget on dougies. This is a big accomplishement. It is something that we should all be proud of. never before in history could a president bosat of such a great accomplishement. Food and circ us. It is wonderful.

And the funny thing is that all of you reading this think that this is sincere. You are so stupid that you think that it is a big accomplishemeeent for Surly tanaaanebaum to spend the whole budget. ignore all other costs. what is more impoertant han t food.

Thank you

love. Surly.