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Rabbi Lamm Resigns and Returns

Rabbi Norman Lamm, Rosh HaYeshiva Unesiya of Yeshiva University, announced his resignation last Tuesday, effective immediately. He sighted "those damned stubborn Rabbeim" as the main reason for his leaving.

Rabbis Charlop and Blau Trasferred in Cost-Cutting Measures

In a move calculated to slash operating costs and inject new vitality into Yeshiva University, Sheldon Socol, Vice-President for Financial Affairs, has announced that Rabbi Zevulun Charlop, Dean of RIETS, and Rabbi Yosef Blau, Mashgiach Ruchani of the Yeshiva, have been transferred to new positions in the Department of Facilities Management.

Duuude, Keep Off The Grass

Is there a hideous correlation between the mysterious glaze in the eyes of administrators and the harshly enforced law barring students from treading on the magnificent lawn at the entrance to Rubin Hall?

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