Stream of Commentator Consciousness

How can you bring only hard liquor to The Commie for Purim issue layout and why isn't there a dedicated bartender? Well, we do have Laura. Who the hell are all these guys? Will the Buskin Dynasty outlast the Ming? Is Danciger Quadrangle the only battlefield in Washington Heights? Is the SSSB index really a five point scale? How long does it take to adjust to 9-5 from the three to three sleep cycle? Are Snapple bottles ammo in the Morg wars? Does anyone remember the computer porn article (you know, "It's the guys giggling in the corner")? US News & World Report: Dump Stern and Syms or you're out. I don't understand Moses' words or Fishman's alcoholic nonsense. What does YCSC do and why is Socol in it? Anyone find out what they're doing to Furst Hall? Close Amsterdam, plant grass. Take AOL off the YU computers. OPCS this, nothin' else to say. If you NYers vote for that ringer, Hillary Rodham, you deserve what you get. I say if you go to the Seforim Sale to find a shidduch...oh, what the hell. Which Stern girl is rooming with Monica on the Upper West Side (if you know, email me). Torah U'Madda, does anyone understand? Damn the Belfer elevators. Did the YU hockey team beat Ramaz? Who's Hoschander? What time is Shiur? Chick Night at the Seforim Sale. Oh, did I say that already? The Office of the Registrar, I'm impressed with the improvements, now about those conflicting classes... The Caf, I'm hungry. Sometimes I like to spend hours in the Brookdale lobby contemplating the meaning of life. A rerun of the "Homosexual" episode of Dorm Talks could beat ER during sweeps. A quick surgery and you too can trade in your rent controlled Morg room for an upscale Schottenstein condo. Stern girls, I have two words for you: CZ. Hamevaser, now that's quality reading. Note to Observer shareholders: clean house and hire the staff of the MTA Academy News. How do I clean the Sosa paint off my rear window? We need more parking. I hear the fourth floor of Belfer might be available soon (see above US News et. al). Greetings from Washington Heights, wish you could be here. I think I'll day-trade so I can afford Animal Phys. Okay Mr. Fox and Mr. NBC News, you can fly your helicopters outside someone else's window at five AM, it's not funny anymore. Note to the Big Six (or seven or five): Contrary to popular belief, a 2.9 at Syms ain't nothin' to write home about. YU Administrators and officers, I respect your principled holdout on the dorm Ethernet connections. Ethernet will become obsolete soon anyway. Is the tunnel system under Belfer and Rubin really equipped for Y2K fallout? I'm tired.