Commie Sutra
Purim 5759

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh

Iggroth Moshe Vol 99

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,
I'm here learning Torah U'Madda
Shiur is very entertaining,
And the Rebbe says we'll learn to make a layning.

Some big Cossak tried to harm me,
'Cause I'm taking Rabbi Carmy.
Dropped from MJ rejecting Torah
Now I'm taking R. Ellman with Masorah.

All the rabbis hate complainers
So they write in Commentator.
My Rosh Yeshiva is M'asser
Anything that gets written in Hamevaser.

Now I don't want this should scare ya,
But my Rebbe loves Rav Nariya.
My friend cured his aneurism
When he studied Dr. Brill for mysticism.

Take me home, oh Muddah, Fadduh,
Take me home, I hate Gemara,
Don't leave me with Rabbi Willig, where
I might be reading Baruch Ber.

Take me home, I promise I will not say "oys,"
Or shtaig away with other boys
Oh please don't make me stay,
I've been here one whole day.

Wait a minute, I stopped failing
Now I know what they are hailing.
One guy argues with Rav Schachter
Muddah, Fadduh, kindly disregard this Tendler!