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Keep Your Opinions to Yourself

I am writing to this esteemed publication in order to respond to several Rabbis and professors who were quoted in the last issue as taking definite positions on various issues.

Udder Embarrasment

I am embarrassed to be a Yeshiva University graduate and a RIETS musmach. I am also ashamed to be Jewish and in any way affiliated with a school that would publish such tripe as your paper does.

My Purpose, Unknown

As an employee of Yeshiva University and a former student, I feel I must complain about an injustice that is being done to the student body. Precious resources are being wasted and good money is being thrown away.

MYP - Beyond the Pale of Judaism

I want to contest one of the more ridiculous rules in Yeshiva University. Well, actually, my complaint is directed towards the Mazer Yeshiva Program (MYP). At the conclusion of each semester, when I attempt to register for the following semester, I have to go through the unpleasant process of getting my application signed by the MYP office.


The Commie Sutra welcomes loads of submissions from its readers. Authors must include name, pertinent measurements, three credit card numbers, and Four Seasons Hotel room key. Students should also include their room numbers to facilitate lynching. The Commie Sutra reserves the right to edit all letters for length, girth, and objectionable cow references.

Size Does Matter

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