Udder Embarrasment

To the Editor:

I am embarrassed to be a Yeshiva University graduate and a RIETS musmach. I am also ashamed to be Jewish and in any way affiliated with a school that would publish such tripe as your paper does. In fact, I am currently attempting to reverse my mila. How could a talmid of the Yeshiva have the chutzpa to express his own opinion without consulting the gedolim? In my day, no one would utter a word without first asking a shayla from a Rosh Yeshiva. I look forward to the immediate firing of all Commie Sutra staff and the ethnic cleansing of the eruv rav from within the sacred walls of the Yeshiva.

Rav Eliyahu Tishbi