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News: Between the Lines


In today's top stories: The Star Trek club will convene daily from 7 to 9 a.m. to play Qwest games.

And in other news: Stern, citing an inability to get a minyan, has had to cancel its daily shacharit.


In today's top stories: Yeshiva University has raised its academic requirements for incoming freshman.

And in other news: Sy Syms School of Business reports no new students for next semester.


In today's top stories: YU officially closed of Amsterdam Avenue from 183rd to 187th.

And in other news: Twenty-one commuting students have their cars stolen from on St. Nicholas.


In today's top stories: Mazer Yeshiva Program (MYP) has decided to hold all shiurim for credit.

And in other news: 220 students register for Rav Goldvicht's BMP shiur.


In today's top stories: Jeff Socol has decided to resign.

And in other news: A three-day gala has been scheduled for the entire University to be held in Belfer Commons.


In today's top stories: 15 Stern girls got engaged this week.

And in other news: No one cares.


In today's top stories: La Marais closed for good last night.

And in other news: A record number of couples were spotted at Dougie's last Thursday night


In today's top stories: The Beit Midrash was closed today for cleaning.

And in other news: Many darkly clad students were seen wandering aimlessly in the streets.


In today's top stories: The library was closed for the week due to numerous thefts.

And in other news: No vans ran from Stern to YU due to lack of interest


In today's top stories: The Jewish Week ran an article last week titled, "Jewish style."

And in other news: The Observer ran an article this week titled "Jewish Style."


In today's top stories: MTA closes its doors after eighty years of existence.

And in other news: Mayor Rudy Giuliani announces record lows for crime and drugs in Washington Heights.




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