Commie Sutra
Purim 5759

Commie Sutra Staff [Smokin!]

Chief Orator of the Goats:
Adam "Goat Getter" Moses

Sar hamashkin of the Goats:
Mordechai "Goatee" Fishman

Executive Goat Herder:
Chanan Hoschander

Goat Lover Par Excellance:
Yehuda "Goat" Burns

Goat Master General:
Alex "Goat Boy" Traiman

Trerribly Beaten Useless Messianic Goat:
Yosef "Mule" Levine

Innuendo Master of the Goats:
Yishai "Goat Beater" Fleisher

Cyber Goat:
Ben "Not Related to Adam" Sandler

Virtual Goat:
Josh "This whole goat thing has gotten
completely out of control and I'm washing
my hands of the whole issue" Yuter

Shepards - At - Large

Se'ir L'Azalzel:
Norman Lamm

Tyranny:
Sheldon "Bloated Goat" Socol

Graphic:
Manfred Weidhorn

Shipping Clerk:
Joshua Feldman

Mail Clerk:
Shaya Shtern

Poseket Al HaGav:
Joyce Jesinowski Zohar Azoulay

Ayatolla:
Rav Ghengis Kahn

Useless Liason to the Goats:
Andrew Liebowitz

WANTED!

ADAM ROBERT MOSES &
MORDECHAI LEIB FISHMAN

ON CHARGES OF:

MASS PERVERSION

CORRUPTING THE YOUTH
IN THE SOCRATIC TRADITION

UNWARRANTED PRETENTIOUSNESS

TOO MUCH JOY

EXCESSIVELY LENGTHY NIGHT SEDER

REWARD: LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION
TO TORAH U'MADDA JOURNAL
& $3.00 CAFETERIA MONEY