It's great when I can sit back and count my accomplishments with pride. This year I have written columns on such demanding topics as Yeshiva's amusing side, something, and Rabbi Lamm. I also wrote a few news stories.

And so I am able to enjoy this Purim, eat and dance freely knowing full well that I've done things. I think each of you should join me and think of your accomplishments as well. Depressed now? Good. That's frankly the way it should be. Who ever said that life's all about apple pie and Mell? Yeah, I didn't think so, buddy.

I honestly don't know what else to write, but it would look really stupid if my column was only two paragraphs. So I'm going to ask each of you for a large favor, because you certainly owe it to me after all I've done for you this year. Just keep reading this column and pay no attention to its content. From here on, everything I write is purely filler to take up as much space as Aaron's column. You know, for aesthetics, afterall I am a layout person by trade.

So let's see, today I woke up at 3 p.m., watched some TV, and took a shower. Then I watched some more TV. While watching the tube, I dozed off and proceeded to dream about all the good I can do for the students, and then I took a step back and laughed really hard. And I mean Really hard. This funky place is truly hilarious.

After I awoke again, I had to take another shower, and then went to Time Out for breakfast to buy some pizza. I ate my lunch outside so I could interact with the students. I love this place. As I was eating, I began to think about all that could be accomplished for the students. I laughed again at all I could do for them. If only the students knew. Suckers. Then I went to the office to start writing this column. It's really funny that I get a "student leader" office. That's actually why I love Yeshiva University. That and the fact that I get a "student leader" beeper as well. It's a great life, it really is. Well, it seems as if I have taken up enough space with my ranting, which is probably more entertaining than Klein's column. I'll speak to you all again real soon. Bye.

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