The Ordinary Potato
Purim 5758
P'SAK-O-MATIC
Enter your question and then select one choice for each of the boxes below:
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much deliberation
bobbing for appeles
geting plastered
doing my taxes
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Assur
Mutar
Machlokes
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the Rav
a gut instinct
the leader
Blu Greenberg in a
bas kol
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Rambam.
Shulchan Aruch HaRav.
Encyclopedia Judaica.
Weekly World News.
Amazing Spiderman, issue #143.
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a radical caveman
a guy with a beard
Avi Weiss
a man on a horse
a midget with a bad haircut
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the last dorm talks.
the conference on feminism.
last week's South Park.
Rabbi Lamm's thing on Torah U'madda.
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solely responsible for the destruction of the Jews,
an apikores,
the reason why the Spice Girls exist,
a complete moron,
probably Rav Tendler,
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shot at dawn.
slapped silly.
forced to eat lunch with Rabbi Carmy.
the next YU president.
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the Jewish people will assimilate.
Ein l'davar sof.
the earth will crash into the sun.
you will turn into a goon.
I might have to get a job.
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